This weekend I was planning on writing several new articles tailored to each and every level of organized ultimate… but then I got distracted watching Bro-Tips on youtube. So, here is a list of the news stories, advice columns, and opinion pieces I was going to cover.
Elite Open Club:
Setting A Good Hard Mark vs. Incessantly Fouling: How You Can Distinguish Which You’re Committing
How Long You Should Wait Before Revealing To Rookies Just How Homo-Erotic Your Team Is
Selling Your Parents On A Tiny, $40,000 A Year, Private Liberal Arts College In The Middle Of Nowhere Minnesota
5 Ways To Tell If Your Captain Knows You Gave Her Boyfriend A BJ
6 Tips To Help Hide Your Pregnancy From Teammates Until After The College Series Is Over
Local Youth Player To Mother: “Yes mom, I’m well aware that lots of girls get scholarships through Crew.”
5 Ways To Tell If That Cute Girl On Your Team Is Into You Or She Just Throws To You A Lot Because She Is A Handler
How To Successfully Weed Out That One Terrible Girl From Your Ultimate Team
8 Memory Strengthening Exercises To Help You Remember The Force
Party Tournament Pick-Up Teams:
USA Ultimate Releases Specific Criteria For Being Able To Claim Your Team “Won the Party”
Maybe if I ever finish this trick shots video I am working on I’ll eventually get around to fleshing a few of these out.