Contested Stripping: How to Take it Off

by | March 31, 2016, 11:59pm 20

ContestedStripping_HowToTakeItOff

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  • first

    first

  • but actually

    No one wants to watch women do chemical stripping. It’s the free market.

    • PaintedLady

      That’s not what the comic is talking about.

      • but actually

        I don’t think you understand my point. I’m talking about the free market. Men have stronger hands, so they’re better at painting.

        • PaintedLady

          But *I’m* more interested in women doing paint stripping. I am a woman. I like paint stripping.

          • but actually

            But your opinion isn’t important for some reason.

          • Chiming in

            Think about it this way, @PaintedLady: the 100m run at the Olympics. I think about that, a lot.

            And another thing: Every time I watch women do anything, all I can think about is how a man could be doing it better. Not me, specifically, but some other man, somewhere. It’s the free market.

          • Samantha Zyck

            I quit my job and work from home doing painting and drywall and now I
            make $135,000 a month!!!!! Dermatologists hate me!!!!!! Click here to
            find out how: http://tinyurl.com/hnl6ezq

          • Theresa Diffendal

            Lol this is literally the most disgusting, sexist thing I’ve read in a while. But you’re right, whenever I see women fighting for each other and building each other up, I do tend to think “wow, a man could do sooooo much better at tearing them down and being abusive!!!!”

  • Samantha Zyck

    I quit my job and work from home doing painting and drywall and now I make $135,000 a month!!!!! Dermatologists hate me!!!!!! Click here to find out how: http://www.danbarham.com/dinklage/

  • tron petrov

    I don’t get this joke. Could someone is please explain? I’m Russian.

    • Jokes

      Paint Stripping = Ultimate

    • Fran

      I don’t get it either, I’m mexican.. haha

  • Solvent_Steve

    I remember when I tried paint stripping for the first time. 30 years ago. This brings back memories.

    • Magic Takashi Miike

      I quit my job and work from home doing painting and drywall and now I
      make $135,000 a month!!!!! Dermatologists hate me!!!!!! Click here to
      find out how:http://www.danbarham.com/dinklage/

      • nrojb

        It’s prob because you call them “pimple popper md”, you jerk!

  • frANTIQUE

    Finally, a comic about paint restoration! Brilliant!

  • JustADudeWithaWall

    Two hot girls stripping! Are they for hire? I have an entire wall that needs some TLC.

  • datbeezy

    The last line is wrong, most ultimate players are closer to thousands of hours and hundreds of dollars.

  • datbeezy

    So prescient