Swill: Headlines

by | June 22, 2011, 11:18am 0

This weekend I was planning on writing several new articles tailored to each and every level of organized ultimate… but then I got distracted watching Bro-Tips on youtube. So, here is a list of the news stories, advice columns, and opinion pieces I was going to cover.


Elite Open Club:

Setting A Good Hard Mark vs. Incessantly Fouling: How You Can Distinguish Which You’re Committing


College Open:

How Long You Should Wait Before Revealing To Rookies Just How Homo-Erotic Your Team Is


Youth Boys:

Selling Your Parents On A Tiny, $40,000 A Year, Private Liberal Arts College In The Middle Of Nowhere Minnesota


Elite Women’s:

5 Ways To Tell If Your Captain Knows You Gave Her Boyfriend A BJ


College Women’s:

6 Tips To Help Hide Your Pregnancy From Teammates Until After The College Series Is Over


Youth Girls:

Local Youth Player To Mother: “Yes mom, I’m well aware that lots of girls get scholarships through Crew.”


Elite Co-Ed:

5 Ways To Tell If That Cute Girl On Your Team Is Into You Or She Just Throws To You A Lot Because She Is A Handler


Non-Competitive Co-Ed:

How To Successfully Weed Out That One Terrible Girl From Your Ultimate Team


Open Masters:

8 Memory Strengthening Exercises To Help You Remember The Force


Party Tournament Pick-Up Teams:

USA Ultimate Releases Specific Criteria For Being Able To Claim Your Team “Won the Party”


Maybe if I ever finish this trick shots video I am working on I’ll eventually get around to fleshing a few of these out.


-Randy Graves

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