Who is Xuny Haley? That's what she'd like to know, as well. The Seattle native is a professional recent college graduate who specializes in dreaming of the future and reminiscing on the past. Her ideal job involves traveling the globe, watching elite ultimate, and eating. Her favorite book is Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. She is allergic to avocados and bananas. Once, she won a competition for writing a short fiction story about a cat.